the Nabori filez

So there was this one dildo of a scriptwriting teacher I never got along with when I was in school who would always talk about his opus, a script about police k9 units. He tried to get me kicked out of school one time cause I wrote an ad making fun of him, so I decided to fuck with him a bit and pose as a japanese film producer and contact him by email wanting to make his movie...here's the last email...it was chidish as hell, but there's some funny parts. Whatever... I'm a small, petty man.

(I took his name out in case any of you know him)


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To: XXX
From: Takashi Nabori

Mr. X, I understand that you are in Banff to 'pitch' over your Dog Squad film to many people. This is very unfortunable. I simply cannot allow myself or my associates to deal with persons who are as unreliable and rusty as this makes you. It appears much as you are trying to get the big best deal for the big most salary. This makes me disappointed and sorry that my time was being taken waste. Please do not call me Takashi, only Mr. Nabori. This is not how business should conduct. It is very dishonest, like giving face to many people. When you call me by my first name, I should know that you were like this. You failed many times to inform rave tickets about Yuriko for her. This has a very trying exchange been for me. Please do not call me Takashi. Sneaky people are not to deal with. You are very sneaky. You called Jesse's house, my nephew, posing to be a police. This is unheard of. His mother trace the call and told me who. Very unprofessional, for Calgary, for Tokyo, and for Banff, very. It rains very much here. This is unpleasantly over as a business discussion. Please apologize. I regret that is only June. I cannot work with persons who conduct this. Still, I wish the nicest wish for you and Dog Squad in July, August and the future. I have delete the available script. Ok. No longer call me by my first name. I regret your time and intentions. Good week, Mr. X,

Takashi Nabori
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(Reply)

To: Takashi Nabori
From: X
Mr. Nabori,

For someone who is not registered at the Banff TV Festival you have a lot of gall calling me sneaky. I have been straight-forward with you from the
beginning. I even sent you, a totally unknown person, our script. I asked
you to call me when you arrived so that we could arrange a meeting. You
never telephoned to inform us of where you were staying in Banff or what time you would arrive in Calgary. Very unprofessional to leave us waiting without any word. Your major concern is to have your girl-friend go to a rave. My concern is to make a movie or TV show, not get your girl-friend to a rave. I did not call Jesse's mother and posse as a police officer. Darren, my partner on this project, is an officer with the Calgary Police Service. He called to check whether your information was true or not. When he called, the people who answered the telephone denied knowing Jesse or the people you claim were supposed to live at the address you gave us. You are the one who's being sneaky and un-professional Mr. Nabori. We conduct due diligence on all potential business partners to make sure they are legitimate. Even when your information turned out to be false, I continued to accept your emails and in good faith sent you the script. Darren and I can pitch this project to whoever we want. We never had a formal agreement with you. You never optioned the script. We had never met to discuss any terms or even close any type of deal for the Dog Squad script. To sound indignant at our attempts to pitch DSQ at Banff is totally un-warranted and un-professional.

Please, do not forget that you were the one to approach use about the
script. You did not provide answers to many questions that I asked you.

I will not apologize for something that I did not do.

Enjoy your stay in Banff. It's going to rain all week.


XXX
Producer
XXXX Productions
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Anyway..here'a song I like playing:
Koxo - Step by Step