I'VE GOT A BID BITE!!!

This past week, when we had the Dust La Rock art opening at the Hifi, I noticed a real occult vibe througout. Must have stuck with me because I've spent the last 30 minutes watching snake videos. This one is the best one found. It starts with these two nature dickheads spelunking through bat shit doing what they describe in their own words as "looking for snakes". It's scary as shit at first, and then turns into one of the top 10 funniest things I've seen around the 1:30 mark, when he gets bitten and keeps repeating the same thing. Check these fucking guys out:



He doesn't die...cause these two dicks go back...watch:


Never had the urge to wrestle a snake.

"We're on the verge of becoming Kathleen Turner Overdrive..."

I've always thought it was funny how some record stores filed records. Here's how a store called soulseduction.com filed the first record I ever did:


"style: nujazz / headz / groove"

What is that, a fucking sentence? It's like "See Spot Run" for dudes with fuckin' soul patches.

I don't do that type of shit anymore. Now it'd read more like:

"style: hipster / fistz / pump"

Equally depressing, I suppose.

Here's something very nice:

Fern Kinney - Baby Let Me Kiss You

(Shawar)madabouyou

This fuckin' city man...it's getting increasingly hard to get a good donair/shawarma. Step one is finding a place that doesn't put fucking lettuce on the shit, or at least gives you the option. Today I was getting one, and the dude asked me if I wanted cheese or ranch dressing? Ranch dressing? On a Shawarma? Fuck me. What the fuck is so great about ranch dressing? On pizza, wings, chips (doritos...ugh) fuckin' everywhere (except Japanese restaurants because apparently Japan is the "Thousandth Island"...). So much fuckin' ranch dressing. Figure your lives out and can it with this ranch shit. My dentist gets ranch-flavoured fluoride. Ok, not true...but fuck... what's next, cologne? Enough. You know?

Oh, and I know what you're probably thinking: "This world is going to shit, and all this idiot can talk about is ranch dressing?"


And you'd be right.









Here's a nice song:
Larry Wu - Let Me Show You

Can Fat Joe Really Say...

the N-Word?



I don't think he should.


Did this with my good pal, Neighbour well over 2 years ago, and it's never being released so...
Fat Joe - Lean Back (2 San Juan) Neighbourhood Romeo rmx

Don't say the girl is topless, say they titties is (almost) out.

Feels like spring is in full swing, and the feeling is nice. Feel like I've been busy the past month. Junos were here and that was crazy fun. Met some rad new friends (Anna, Nav, Fierce, et al) and had a good time. Played in Nelson (possibly one of my fav places on Earth) and knocked out 3 tunes with fellow Homebreakers, Hoola and Soup. Had a little vacay in Vancouver with pals. Had a tune from like 2 or 3 years ago released. It's on Jalapeno Records with AGFA and Neighbour. So old, but whatever, it's out. I used to really dig that label too, and I'm (oddly enough) knuckle-deep in a bag of Ms Vickie's jalapeno chips. I learned from a restaurant I worked at that, when harvested, if the ambient temperature is above a certain point, the pepper will be spicy, and below that temp it will be mild. It was a Southwestern fuckin' tex-mex restaurant, which is the most common amongst "fusion"-type restaurants. You'd have to be a real dickhead to open a fuckin' tex-mex joint and call it "fusion" though. There's way more dickheads in this world than there are tex-mex joints though, so I think there's probably more at play.

Here's a nice song:


Pino D'Angio - Ma Qual Idea

Bon Voyage

Oh hey...you gotta check out the new Bon Voyage website. It's a fledgling clothing company started by 2 friends and myself. The next line is shaping up nicely and I'm pretty stoked on the designs. You can scope the older joints on there and soon enough, buy the ones you like.

Here's some pics from the "Year in The Life" party at the Hifi. Turned out to be a fuckin shitshow:














Lotsa good shows coming up next few Thursdays (JOTTS, Fashen, Mehdi, Jesse Rose) so there oughta be a ton more pics on the way.


I'm getting so sick of all the same restaurants over here. If anyone knows any good ones please let me know. I'm still not sick of the Sate Beef Pho @ Y2K Saigon, but everything else is so ZZZZZZZZZZZ. I like to eat tasty shit all the time.


Here's such a nice song:
Booker Newberry - Love Town

"Neon ladies selling rooms for romance" ????? Could be one of my favourite lyrics?

I'm learning how to moonwalk.

One of my friends once said "There's nothing wrong with pleasure.... ". And he's right. In light of this, I'm going to have a nice time tonight. Lazerfangs x Baby Jezus party tonight at the Hifi for Hai Karate. Should be paaaaaaaacked. Should be a lotta fun. 35 canvases of Hifi nights out. Smalltown and me Dj'ing. Maybe we can hang?








I know I said I'd be posting new shit I'd be working on, which I haven't, though I will, so here's a track I sampled for the next EP I do for Homebreakin':

DD Sound - Burning Love